Guru Dialogues

Guru Dialogues

GURU DIALOGUES ( PAANCH MINUTE SCENE)



Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.


Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi.
Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.

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Dil Chahta Hai Funny Scene

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogue

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Dil Chahta Hai Funny Dialogue

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Dil Chahta Hai Christine Scene

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Dil Chahta Hai Scene

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogue

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Dil Chahta hai Dialogue



Dialogue from bollywood movie Dil Chahta Hai

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogues



Sameer: Oh my god! Main Priya ko phone karna bhool gaya She is gonna kill me
Sid: Tu Priya se itna darta kyon hai
Sameer: Yaar main us se darta nahi hoon I love her aur main use dukh nahi pahunchana chahta use khona nahi chahta main
Aakash: Sameer, meri samajh main yeh nahi aata tu use bardasht kaise karta hai girlfriend kam aur boss jyada lagti hai
Sameer: Aakash is waqt mujhe tumhari Vishesh Tippani ki nahi tumhari madad ki zaroorat hai. Kya karoon ab.
Sid: Tujhe kya lagta hai
Aakash: Main batata hoon to use phone laga aur maafi maang aur use bol kit u aakash se fir kabhi nahi milega.
Sameer: Shut up man aakash tu janta hai main aisa nahi karoonga
Aakash: Kahin use dukh na pahunche kahin tu use kho na de. Ha ha ha Christ.
Sameer: Tu kabhi nahi sudharega na. Sameer tu itni si baat ko itna serious kyon bana raha hai. Just relax….Relax use phone laga baat kar sab theek ho jayega. Ok.
Sameer: Hiie Pri…ya
Sameer: Haan main
Sameer: Magar vo
Sameer: Suno to
Sameer: Tumne to
Sameer: Lekin main
Sameer: Kab se keh
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Sameer:Main aakash ke yahan
Sameer: Hellllo


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Hum Tum Scene

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Hum Tum Marriage Dialogue

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Hum Tum Airport Dialogues

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Bollywood Hum Tum Dialogues



Riya: Yes, Karan
Karan: Hi Riya
Riya: Don’t Hi Riya me, Okay!
Karan: Naraz ho
Riya: hmmm
Karan: Theek hai main wapas ghar chala jaata hoon
Riya: what??
Karan: main wapas ghar chala jaata hoon
Riya: Ummm??
Karan: main tumhare ghar ke bhara hoon. (Riya Opens the door) Bahut bhook lagi hai khane ko kuch milega
Riya: it’s so nice to be back in India, Mumma theek kehti hai Apna desh to apna hi hota hai
Karan: Tumse kisne kaha tha paris main jaa kar rehne ko. I am sorry Riya I didn’t meant that.
Riya: No No No don’t be sorry, Karan baat aisi thi ki main India main rehti to Mumma aur mere rishtedaar meri dubara shaadi karne ki baat karte rehte aur sameer ke jaane ke baad mera in sab baton par se man uth cuka tha. Kisi ke jaane ke baad bhi pyaar thode na kam ho jaata hai. Sameer ka pyar mere saath hamesha rahega. I will always love him
Karan: Ya, I can understand that but iska matlab yeh to nahi ki tum apni zindagi fir se shuru nahi kar sakti. I mean you can’t stop living.
Riya: Haan but apni zindagi fir se shuru karne ke liya sahi saathi ka milna bahut zarrori hai. Jo chai ki tray pakadne se nahi milne wala.
Karan: Haan aur agar mil bhi jaye to
Riya: What rubbish
Karan: No come on yaar. Main bahugt manta hoon arranged marriages; I am a big believer in arranged marriages. I am serious yaar . Hum pretend karte hai ki hum yahan arranged marriage ki mulakat ke liye aaye hai
Riya: Kyon nahi, Subah ke 2 baje hum pretend karte hai
Karan: Hello Riya, mera naam champak bhumiya hai tumhari mausi ki bhanji ki beti ki saheli tumhari bahut taareef karti hai. Usne kaha ki hum ek dusre ke liye perfect hai; ek duje ke liye Riya.
Riya: Why not!!!
Karan: Come on man Riya, Don’t be a close. Chalo am not champak bhumiya. Genuinely koi smart sa aadmi tumse pooche paris main itne saal akele rehne ke baad tum Bombay main mere saath adjust kar paogi.
Riya: Sandwitch
Karan: Thank You Riya come one. Sit down
Riya: Come on karan it is not funny.
Karan: It is funny it is FUN. Remember FUN. Come on!
Riya (Laughs ): Ok. Tum kya pooch rahe the?
Karan: Paris main itne saal rehne ke baad kyat um Bombay main mere saath adjust kar paogi.
Riya: Sheher ke saath adjust karne se jyada zaroori hai logon ke saath adjust karna aur do log yadi apas main khush hai to Bombay ho ya Paris kya farak padta hai.
Karan: 10 on 10 that’s a perfect answer. Aur shaadi ke baad tum kaam bhi karogi?
Riya: Kyon tum nahi chahte ki main shaadi ke baad kaam karoon
Karan: Nahi Nahi yaar I think it is great. Mujhe lagta hai har aurat ko kaam karna chahiye aur sirf time pass ke liye nahi balki seriously tumhari tarah.
Riya: Now That’s a perfect answer 10 on 10
Karan: Thank you. Aur bachon ke bare main kya khayal hai?
Riya: Kya bachon ke baare main?
Karan: Nahi nahi tum nahi. Tum mujhse nahi poochne wali ki kya mujhe bache pasand hai ya…
Riya: Haan Haan to kya tumhe bache pasand hai
Karan: Behad, Mujhe sabse pehle ek ladki chahiye beautiful and intelligent tumhari tarah. Main bahut acha daddy banoonga aur mere jaisa koi bhi ladka uske saamne aayega to uski taange tod doonga Haramzada.
Riya: Aur tumhe aisa lagta hai kit um aisa karoge to ek ache pita kehlaoge
Karan: Dekho tum itni achi maa hogi ki main agar bachon ko thoda bigaad bhi doon to kya farak padta hai.
Riya: Acha saari mehnat main karoona ur saare maze tum luto.
Karan: Haan meri nazar se dekho to kamaal ki shaadi hai humari. Bas is family photo ko complete karne ke liye humein ek chota sa kutta rakhna chahiye.
Riya: Aur hum usko tommy bulayenge
Karan: Kafi bakwaas sa naam hai. Acha theek hai tommy. lekin ek shart par, Tommy ki sair ki zimmedari tumhari hai, main yeh sab nahi kar sakta.
Riya: Done
Karan: Main sirf use khane ki table par baith kar apni plate se haddiyan khilaoonga le tommmy kha le tommy kha. That’s all I am gonna do.
Riya: To shaadi ke baad tum bache aur tommy ko bigaadne ke alawa kya karoge?
Karan: Aur karne ko hai hi kya main bas maze se aram se apni zindagi jiyoonga apne bache aur tommy ke saath….. aur haan tumhare saath bhi! Sorry!
Riya: To main bache aur tommy ke baad aati hoon
Karan: No no that was a mistake, tumhare saath
Riya: To main bache aur tommy ke baad aati hoon
Karan: No Riya that was…. I am sorry
Riya: Agar tumne mera naam bache aur tommy ke baad liya to main tumhare chote chote chote chote tukde kar ke usi tommy ko khila doongi
Karan: Acha baba acha I am sorry aaj ke baat bache aur tommy baad main sabse jyada tumhe pyaar karoonga.

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Bollywood Devdas Dialogues

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Bollywood Romantic Dialogues




Romantic Dialogue Scenes from Bollywood !!
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Famous Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan



"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?" -Amar Akbar Anthony
"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai." -Kaala Paththar
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon." -Trishul
"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar." -Trishul
"Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai." -Sharabi
"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon." -Sharabi
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain." -Deewar
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai." -Kaaliya
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah." -Shahenshah
"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal." -Coolie
"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha." -Kaaliya
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai." -Don
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa." -Laawaris
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?" -Sholay
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai." -Satte pe Satta
"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?" -Agneepath
"Lekin woh aayee kyon nahin?" -Naseeb
"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?" - Kaalia
"Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai...." -Silsila
"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete." -Shakti
"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it." -Kaala Patthar
"Mai feke hue paise ko nahi uthatha." -Deewar
"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota." -Mard
"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai." -Agneepath
"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai." -Sharaabi
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni joyti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi juala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko." -Sooryavansham

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Sholay Dialogues

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Tarikh pe Tarikh Video

Chup Chup Ke Dialogues

Is ghar me kitne pariwaar rahte hai?
Yahi Koi 15 -16
To isse ghar kyo bolte hai Zila kyo nahi ghoshit kar dete


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Bollywood Dialogues, Fanaa Scene

I start this thread with a Scene from FANAA, which I watched again recently. A very poignant scene.
Rehan (Aamir Khan) is a Kashmiri terrorist but pretends to be a tourist guide. Zooni (a visually challenged girl played by Kajol) doesn't know this and is in love with him. Aamir too is drawn towards her, but is apprehensive of the relationship & doesn't want it to continue, since he will not be able to reciprocate her love. For once his mission is complete, he will have to run into hiding, and will be leaving a lovelorn girl with a broken heart. So he pretends to ignore Kajol while taking a group of tourists around Delhi. This is the dialogue which follows :
Kajol : Dikhayi mujhe nahin deta aur tum mujhe nahin dekh sakte?
Bhool kare humse agar koyi bhool ho,
to bhool samajhkar bhula dena.
lekin bhulaana sirf bhool ko,
galati se bhi hamein naa bhula dena.
Aamir : Nahin Zooni, tumhare Friend ne theek hi kaha tha, tumhe kisi shehzaade se pyar karna chahiye. Mujh jaise shaitan se nahin.
Kajol : Ab bahut der ho chuki hai. Yeh shaitan hi mera shehzaada hai !
Aamir : Main tumhe kuch nahin de sakta Zooni. Maine tumse kaha tha main zarooraton ko maanta hoon, pyaar aur ahsaas ko nahin. Auratein mere liye sheharon ki tarah hoti hain - kuch din ek shehar mein bithana, usmein kho jaana, aur phir agala shehar, yehi main hoon. Aur main badal nahin sakta.
Kajol : Dekho Rehan, ye shehzaadon wali baatein khwabon mein achchi lagti hain, hakeekat mein nahin. Mujhe tum mile ho, yeh hakeekat hai. Hum ittefaaq se nahin, kismat se mile hain. Poori zindagi nahin to, kam se kam agle baarah ghante to hum saath mein bitha sakte hain. Shaayad hamaare paas sirf aaj hai, sirf aaj. Sirf ab.
Aamir : Mere aur kareeb mat aao Zooni, ye toofan tumhe tabaah kar dega.
Kajol : Tere dil mein meri saanson ko Panaah mil jaaye, teri ishq mein meri jaan Fanaa ho jaaye !
Aamir : Tum mujhse itni mohabbat kaise kar sakti ho Zooni ? Koyi kisi se itni mohabbat kaise kar sakta hai ? Ek vaada karta hoon Zooni, ye agale baarah ghante tumhaare zindagi ke sabse haseen hone waale hain.


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Comic Bollywood Dialogues

Andaz Apna Apna
Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai


Munna Bhai MBBS
Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya

Munna Bhai MBBS
Jadoo ki jhappi...


Munna Bhai MBBS
Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!

Jab We Met
bachpan se naa...mujhe shaadi karne kaa bahut craze hai by god!
Damini Emotags:
Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?


Devdas
Yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil chura gaye, Hum to samjhe the put, aap to dhadkan suna gaye.


Jab We Met
tum na original piece ho

Jab We Met
aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar

Munna Bhai MBBS
abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke...


Dil Chahta Hai This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.


Jab We Met
Zindagi, ek rail ki patri hai, ek inch ka bend aur meelo ki doori hai, meri bhi kahi traine choothi hai par un jamane me main mard tha... matlab aaj bhi hun, magar tum ek ladki ho!! Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarah hoti hai, pata hain tumhare saath kya kya ho sakta hain...
EmotagsMain bolega to log boley gey ke bolta hey


humne socha hum hi apke deewane honge lekin saare nuajavan aapke deewane nikle, dil ne socha rab se shikayat kare lekin khuda hi apni moorat ke deewane nikle!!
Munna Bhai MBBS
boyfriend bole to?


Deewar EmotagsMain aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...


Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai..
Jab We Met
picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye


Jab We Met
log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain
Munna Bhai MBBS
Subah ho gayi mamu


Jab We Met
by God aaj tak ek train miss nahi hui meri!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Andaz Apna Apna
Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya


Andaz Apna Apna
Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi

Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....


Agneepath
Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.
Dil Chahta Hai
Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja.....
Andaz Apna Apna
Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga

Munna Bhai MBBS
aaa gabbar kya chadar ki tarah phailela hai palang parr.
Andaz Apna Apna
Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
bhai yeh kaisa kamra hai... challu hote hi khatam hogaya !!!


Aakhir Kyon ... ???
Yahin to maat kha gaya INDIA


Munna Bhai MBBS
Dr. Suman, Bole to apni woh chinki kaisi hai dikhne mai.... Bachpan mein to moti thi.... ab kaise dikhti hai woh


Amar Akbar Anthony
arrey, yeh toh karate bhi jaanta hai


Amar Akbar Anthony
Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?

Bunty Aur Babli
Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy


Sholay
So ja bete, so ja. nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega



Bunty Aur Babli
Madam.............. i m your only adam!!

Chupke Chupke
jab t.o to, aur d.o do, toh phir g.o goo kyoon nahin?

Andaz Apna Apna
Hai'laah! Ouiiiii Maa!


Andaz Apna Apna
Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai

Namak Halal
E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Dil Chahta Hai
kya kar raha hai yaar...mard ban... be a man

Jab We Met
tum to bhut ameer nikle...please meri behen ke saath bhaag jao...hum sabki life set ho jayegi....hahaha


Badshah
Kabhi Kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna parta hai, aur dil tod ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain


Jab We Met
andar aa gayi hoon main .. ab toh mera haath chod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Andaz Apna Apna
Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai. Kiske mama ki gun hai?

Andaz Apna Apna
Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai! ... Kyaa ????!!! Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
kya naam hai aapka....ooh ...Dr. Suman.....apun hai na tension nahi leneka
Munna Bhai MBBS
Kyon uncle.... Juice pivanu, carrom ramwanu..... Mazza ni life :)


Andaz Apna Apna
Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem main prem deewani ho jaogi.


Chupke Chupke
Aap mujhe itne lambe naam se kyun bulati hain .. Aap mujhe pyare mohan nahin .... sirf pyare boliye. Pyareeeeeeeeee..


Dil Chahta Hai
Iska matlab hum teeno sydney jaa rahe hai..(teeno).. ha tum, main aur yeh plane.
Adalat
Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum


Andaz Apna Apna
Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
apoon ne life mein sirf ekich baar jhooth bolaa thaa,,,,,woh bhi 92 me........ek bachhe ki atthanni kho gayee thi aur woh jor jor se ro rahaa thaa......tho apoon ne usko apni atthanni di aur bola ki rakhle maamoo, ye tera hai


Chupke Chupke
saab, iska toh differential mein lafda hai
Ishq
Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

Masti
Meri biwi biwi nahi satelite hai satellite....jahan jataa hoon wahan aa jati hai...janoo kahan ho


Om Shanti Om
main tumhe kahi bore to nahi kar raha hoon....

Sharaabi
Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap


Yarana
Kacha papad, Pakka Papad

Main Hoon Naa
ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein

Main Hoon Naa
maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai

Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic
Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!


Sholay
Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha

Golmaal (Old)
Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi
bachhe ki jaan lega

Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!


Sharabi
yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji


Hera Pheri
Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai


Yes Boss
Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS

Main Hoon Naa
gaya to gaya baby


Raja Hindustani
Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....


Sholay
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?


Jab We Met
Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...


Lagaan
Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda


Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...


Sharabi
Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mar Gaya Rahul

Hera Pheri
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power


Rang De Basanti
Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo


Sholay
Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?


Jab We Met
aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?


Sharabi
Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita
Jab We Met
Main apni favourite hoon :)


Hera Pheri
mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya


Sholay
ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...


Jab We Met
tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai



Namak Halal
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.


Sholay
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu
Hera Pheri
Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
I looove Ladoo :p


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!

Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!


Rangeela
Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....


Sholay
Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?


Jab We Met
mein karate mein black belt hoon

Namak Halal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

Sholay
aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...


Hera Pheri
Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo


Rangeela
Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote?
Duplicate
Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai


Sholay
Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
MBA is a tough Job Naina


Bunty Aur Babli
Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......

Sholay
youn ki ye kon bola


Sholay
Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge

Hera Pheri
Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai,isko dho daalte hain.....waise bhi andar hain...aur kitnaa andar jaayenge

Main Hoon Naa
jabh lucky ko pyar hoga saare college mein violins bajenge

Chupke Chupke
Main bata doonga aap kaun hai ... aap kaun hain ... aur aap bhi kaun hai ...

Salaam Namaste
SORRY !! ......EggJAKTLY

Fanaa
Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
vadde log, vaddi vaddi baatein

Namak Halal
I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow


Dil Chahta Hai
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....


Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain


Hera Pheri
kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...

Maine Pyar Kiya
Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..

Satte pe Satta
Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.

Sholay
mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai

Golmaal
Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
he's my chotta brother mera praa


Maine Pyar Kiya
ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai


Om Shanti Om
ye to hamari family problem hai


Satte pe Satta
Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...

Hera Pheri
Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?


Waqt
arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin

Chupke Chupke
saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga

Sholay
Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....


Golmaal (Old)
jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai

Hum Tum
Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!


kal Ho Naa Ho
Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya


Maine Pyar Kiya
abhi mood nahin hai...

Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..


Waqt (Old)
gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm


Lucky
Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........

Satte pe Satta
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...
Sholay
Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Golmaal (Old)
Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?

Koi Mil Gaya
mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????

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Phir Hera Pheri -Paresh&Johnny

Phir hera pheri comedy scene

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Sholay Funny Scene, Basanti in Mandir

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Dhamal Long name Dialogue

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Hum Dialogues

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Herapheri funny scene

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HeraPheri Comedy Scene

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Hera Pheri Comedy Scene

Jail Scene from Sholay



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Sholay Jail Scene

Sholay Comedy Scene



Sholay Comedy Scene

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Sholay Comedy Scene



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Shaolay _Jai and Mausi

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Sholay Train Scene



Sholay Train Scene

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Sholay Video Scene

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Lage Raho Munna Bhai Dialogue

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Bollywood Comedy Dialogues

Best New Comedy Dialogues

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Amitabh at his FUNNIEST

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SHAHENSHAH - Inspector Vijay arrests JK video

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Namak Halal Interview



Namak Halal Funny Interview


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Namak Halal Funny Dialogue



Namak Halal Interview

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ShahenShah Comedy Dialogue

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Chupke Chupke

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Ek Glass Pani

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Lawaris (Jiska Koi Nahi)



Jiska Koi nahi

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sholay Scene
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Vijay Dinanath Chauhan

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Kitne Aadmi the Kaliya



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Bollywood Romantic Dialogues

Mohabattein
Koi Pyaar Kare Tumse Kare, Tum jaise ho waise kare, tumhe badal kar jo pyar kare, who pyaar nahin , sauda kare aur Sahiba Pyar mein Sauda nahin hota


Chak De India

Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab se? khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. To kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga.. Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe.. haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute.. tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein jaanta hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apn zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya.. to yeh satar min khuda bhi tumse vapis nahin maang sakta.



Mohabattein
Aapko maloom hai sir, ke mere paas Megha ki ek bhi tasveer nahi...kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi..kyunki jahan bhi pyar ho, jahan bhi mohabbat ho, muhje wahan meri Megha dekhi


Devdas
gawaar... kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ..


Dhadkan
main tumhain bhool jaoon yeh ho nahin sakta or tum mujhay bhool jao yeh main honay nahin doon ga


Dil Chahta Hai
I am sorry maine aap ka dil dukhaya. I am sorry ke aapko yeh sab sunna pada. Lekin yeh sach hai ke main aapse pyaar karta hoon. And I am not sorry for that.

Dil To Pagal Hai
maine apne pyaar ko dosti ka naam de diya hai..ab tumhe apne dosti ko pyaar ka naam de do

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Tum Dilli Mein Hum Se Milo Ge Naa! Agar Na Milna Ho To Milne Ka Vaada Hi Kar Do, Kam Se Kam Hamein Tuhara Intezar To Rahega

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
Agle saat janmo tak tum vanraj ki ho,lekin 8 ve janam me tum meri hogi and that time no vanraj vanraj plz,aur nandu tum mujhe is tarah mat dekho kyunki tumhe mujhse phir se pyaar ho jaega.........

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
agar tum mujhe aisee hi dekhti rahogi ... to tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayeega



Dil Se
Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse ......... Dil Se


Veer Zaara
ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se hua hain...


Veer Zaara
Agar kahi kabhi bhi koi dost ki zarrorat pade tog bas itna yaad rakhna ki sarhad paar ek aisa shak hai jo aap ke liye apni jaan bhi de dega


Devdas
Pitaji ne kaha Gaon chhod do..maa ne kaha ghar chhod do..sabne kaha paro ko chhod do..paro na kaha sharab chhod do..ek din wo kahega ki Duniya hi chhod do.


Veer Zaara
......zaara main bohot hi seedha -sada insaan hoon,seedhi baat karta hoon aur seedhi baat hi samajhta hoon....raste bhar main yehi sochta raha ke kisi tarah.....kisi tarah aapko rok lunn....jane na doon aur aapse keh doon ke ap mujhe bohot achi lagti hain aur agar main bhi aapko kucg theek thaak lagta hoon to hum dono shaadi kar lete hain........ baaki ki zindagi bhi pichle do dino ki tarah hasi khush beet jayegi.......aap soch rahi hongi ke ye sab baatien main ab aapo kyun bata raha hoon.........lekin firk mat kijiye, hamare beech aisa koi rishta na kabhie tha aur naa kabhie hoga...lekin haan....zindagi mein kahie bhi ek dost ki zaroorat ho to k bat yaad rakhna..sarhad paar ek aisa bhi shaks hai ,jo tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de dega


Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....

Veer Zaara
us ek....... us ek nadani ky saharye tu mei apni puri zindagi jeenay wala hun...... agar usko bhi mujh sy cheen leti tu yahan sy wapis kya ly ky jata........................


Veer Zaara
mein nahi janta k muhabbat kya hai...han zaara k liye dil se ek dua zaror nikalti hai k is ke aankhon mein kabhi anso na aye,ye hamsesha khush rahay,,,ab ager ye muhabbat hai tu muhabbat he sahi

Veer Zaara
meray bauji kehte hain! sachi muhabbat zindagi may sirf ik bar hoti hay, aue koi bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay! ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki nazar may kitni sachi hay..!


dhoom2
Kya koi kisi se itna pyaar kar sakta hai ke us ki jaan le le........


Devdas Emotags: senti, romantic, punchline
Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei
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Emotags
To kya hua, agar woh tumse pyaar nahi karti,,,, tumne usse pyaar karne se pehle yeh shart to nahi rakhi thi ... ki woh bhi tumse pyaar kare .... pyaar mein shartein nahi hoti ....kewal pyaar hota hai ...beintehaa pyaar


Devdas
chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi... aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ..... khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe

Veer Zaara
Mein Kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon. Din, mahinein, saloon ko, yug mein badal te dekh ta hoon. is miti se mere bauji ki kheton ki khushbu ati hai yeh dhoop meri matti ki thandi chaas yaad dilati hai yeh barish mere sawaan ke jhoolon ko sang sang lati hai yeh saardi meri lodi ki aag sikh ke jati hai woh kehta hai yeh tera desh nahi phir kyun mere des jaisa lagta hai woh kheta hai mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisa woh lagta hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon sapno ke gawn se utri ek nani pari ko dekh ta hoon kehti hai khud ko Saamiya aur mujh ko Veer bulati hai hai bilkul begani paar apno si zid woh karti hai uski sachi baaton se phir jeene ko maan karta hai uske kaasmon vado se kuch karne ko maan karta hai Mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon mere gawn ke raango mein lipti ek nayi Zaara ko dekhta hoon Mere khwabon ko pura karte khud ke khwab bhool chuki hai woh mere logo ki sewa karte apne logo ko chor chuki hai woh uska daaman aab khushion se bharne ko jee karta hai uske leya ek aur zindagi jeene ko jee karta hai Woh khete hai ke mein, mera desh uska nahi phir kyun mere ghar woh rehti hai woh kehte hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon Woh khete hai ko woh koi nahi teri phir kyun mere liye dunya se woh larti hai woh khwta hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai

Veer Zaara
kya aap jaante hai ki inka no. 786 kaisa pada. 1000 musalmaan kaiditon ke beech bismillah ka yeh no. iklaute hindu kaidi ke hisse mein kaise aaya, Yeh koi itefaaq nahii balki yeh allah tara ka karishma hai yeh unka aap sab ko batane ka tarika hai ki dekho woh aa gaya.. iski izzat karna agli baar aap inse itni behremi se paesch aaye toh meri baat par zaroor gaur karna


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mohabat kya hai?, kyun hai?, kahan hai?...


Dil To Pagal Hai
someone somewhere is made for you.....

Fanaa
hum se bachkar jaaoge kaise.. apne dil se hame nikaaloge kaise .. hum woh khushbu hai jo saason mein baste hain .... kud ki saanson ko rok paaoge kaise...


Silsila
Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai....

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti to main usse kabhi
pyar nahin kar sakta...so simple..pyar dosti hai


Maine Pyar Kiya
ye pyar nahi hai toh aur kya hai suman...tum hansti ho to main hansta hoon,tum roti ho toh main rota hoon aur jab pyar hota hai na toh dil ko chot pahunchti hai...

Mohabattein
Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke , sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha


Fanaa
Paani si pyaas na bujhi to mekhane ti taraf chal nikla socha shikayat karu teri khuda se, par woh bhi tera aashiq nikla.......


Silsila
Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti.


Hum Dil de chuke sanam
uski ek muskurahat mere sare gam mita degi.............


Mohabattein
duniya mein kitnee hai nafratein phir bhi dilo mein hai chahte mar bhi jaye yaar wale mit bhi jaye pyaar wale zinda rehti hai unki - mohabbatein

Dil To Pagal Hai
woh (God) tumhe batayegaa woh ladki koun hai. woh tumhe ek ishaaraa dikhaye gaa aur tumaraa dil samaj jaayega ke woh ladki koun hai
Fanaa
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko Panaah mil jaaye, teri ishq mein meri jaan Fanaa ho jaaye !

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
cahne aur haasil karne mein bahut fark hai, pyar sirf haasil karneka naam nahi , pyar dene ka naam hai.

Hum ko deewana kar gaye
pyar mein shak naam ki koi gunjayesh nahi rehti jahan pyar hota hai waha kuch nahi sirf aur sirf pyar hota hai


Fanaa
dur humse jaa paoge kaise humko bhool paoge kaise hum who khushbu jo saanson mein utar jaye khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise


kal Ho Naa Ho
Mere naina sirf Naina ko dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Sholay
Arrey o Sambha, kitne aadmi the?

Saalam-e-ishq
Humara Kal kaisa bhi ho, hum use Mil ker Khoobsurat Banayenge


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar dosti hai , agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta
Saalam-e-ishq
o meri jaan...zara kabul karlo... aur humse pyar karne ki zara se bhool karlo


Dil To Pagal Hai
mujhe kaise pataa chale gaa ke woh ladki koun hai jo mere liye banayi gayi hai... i mean jab woh saamne aayagi toh baadal garajne lagenge, bijali chamkne lagegi, music aajayegaa kya hoga?
Fanaa
bhekhudi me hum jiyaa nahi karte , jaam dusarose chhinkar piyaa nahi karte, unhe agar muhbat hai to izhaar kare, hum kisika pichha kiyaa nahi karte!

Pyar ek khoobsurat ehsaas hai jo hamari zindagi mein ek hawa ke jhonke ki tarah aata hai aur hamari zindagi ka rom rom uski khushboo se mahek uthta hai.


Chalte Chalte
Yaad rakhna ki duniya ke kisi kone mein koi khush hai, kyun ki tum khush ho.

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..

Dil To Pagal Hai
ab rahul ke bare mein main kahan se shuru karu,wo kabi masuum hai to kabi shaitan, kabi bachho se b jyada ziddi h to kabi ek pyara sa sathi,jab wo muje dekhta h to aisa lagta h k main sabse khubsurat hun,jab pyar krta h to ankh bhar ati hai,wo muje ehsas dilata h ki main sirf uske liye bani hun aur wo sirf mere liye,main usse bahut pyar krti hun,ek din ke liye nahi,ek pal k liye nahi zindagi bhar k liye.i luv u rahul

Dil To Pagal Hai
Sirf ek baar haan keh do .... saari pareshaani khatam ho jayegee.

Fanaa
Bhool kare humse agar koyi bhool ho,to bhool samajhkar bhula dena.lekin bhulaana sirf bhool ko,galati se bhi hamein naa bhula dena.


Mohabattein Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod pe khusiyan nahi hoti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chhodte to Mohabbat ka saath kyu chhodein.....


Dil Se
Mujhe hamare beech ki yeh doori bahuot pasand hai. Agar yeh na rahe to mujhe tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile.


Dilwale Dulhania Le JaayengeAisa pehli baar hua hai satrah atharah salo mein ... andekha anjanna koi aane laga hai khayalon mein... aankhon ki khidki per ek sayaa sa lehraata hai... dil ke derwaze per koi dastak de ke jata hai... gehri gehri kaali aankhen uski, mujse mujhko puchhatti

Emotags: romantic
Mere aur kareeb mat aao Zooni, ye toofan tumhe tabaah kar dega.


Ishq Vishq
Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh laut kar aaye to woh tumhara hai.


Mughal-e-Azam
Saheb-e-aalam, aaftab ki roshni duniya ke har koshe ko roshan karti hain....phir aaftab ne kyun taqleef kiyee....


Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein
ek ladki dekhi, one flash aur main aapna dil kho betha, aab to bas ek hi tamanna hai - rehna hai uske dil mein

Kisna
kabhi hum ek dusre ko kho kar bhi to pyaar ko uncha darja dete hai,juda rehkar pyaar ki unchai ko prapt karte hai,aur pyaar mila to bhi judai bhi to ek pyaar hai....

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Most Famous Dialogues of Bollywood



"Arrey oh sambha kitney admi they re" from the movie SHOLAY.

"Arrey oh baabu mushoy hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta " the evergreen Rajesh Khanna from the movie ANAND.

"I love you kkkkkkk................kiran" the most famous stammering ever... SRK as the psycho charachter in the movie DARR


"Rishtey amin to hum tumhare baap lagte hain magar naam hai shenshah" - Amitji in and as SHAHANSHA.

"Mere paas mere paas maa hai" Shashi kapoor has the last say in the blockbuster DEEWAR.


"Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain" - OH my my....... can i ever count the number of movies in which this dialogue has been used, the much cliched and banal dialogue ever.

" Arri oh Pushpa, Arrey i hate tears re" - well that is Rajesh khanna again, i dont really recollect the movie. can anyone help?


" Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna"- the adrenaline booster dialogue from Hema malini in the movie SHOLAY.


" Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye" - the ever lasting gurumantra from Amitabh bachhan in the movie SARKAR and SARKARRAJ.

" NA sunata nahin hai mujhe" - Abhishek bachhan in his typical style from the movie GURU.


" Main apni favourite hoon"- chulbuli delightful and full of life punjaban kudi kareena to her ex boyriend Shahid in the blockbuster JAB WE MET.


" Haath chodo mera, ab itni bhi khoobsurat nahin hoon main" Kareena's entry in the train from the movie "JAB WE MET"


" Hachkiyaan, hachkiyyan main hu nandu sabkla bandhu"- Shakti kapoor in RAJA BABU along with Govinda.


" Zindagi ka mazaa to khatte main hi hai" - Shakti kapoor again, cant recollect the movie name, any help...


" Bhai, tension nahin lene ka bhai" Circuit in the Munnabhai saga.


" Don ko pakad pana mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai" first Amit ji and then SRK in the remake of the classic DON.


" I can talk englis, i can walk englis because english is a very phunny language" Amitabh again from the movie ...


" Cricket commentary on vijay hazare and vijay merchant " yet again Amitabh from the movie...


" Mogambo khush hua" Mr. india, who can forget this? this dialogue is as essential to every child in india as ABCD. Amrish puri at his very best.


" Tarkih par tarikh" Sunny deol in DAMINI.


" Taluk hai my lord, taluk hai"- now every movie with a court scene has this dialogue, all things seeem to go wrong. the judge would say umpteen times "objection overruled" and then comes the dialogue " taluk hai........hai"


" Tumhe charo taraf se gher liya gaya hai apne aap ko kanoon ke hawale kar do." Need i explain???


" Main jhoota to kutte ka janaa main sachaa to teri maa ka khasam" Saif Ali Khan playing the role of langda in the block buster Omkara.


" Jo ladki apne baap ko thag sakti hai, vo kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi" Kareena's father to Omkara in the same movie, probably the dialogue that explains the entire movie.

" Babuji ne kaha ghar chod do , sab ne kaha paro ko chod do......... ye duniya hi chod do" SRK at his best in the Sanjay leela bhansali's classic DEVDAS.


" Ye to sa se shayari ho gayi chunni babu" from DEVDAS again, Shahrukh khan to jackie shroff.


" Gamein hasrate nakam se jal jate hain................... naam se jal jate hain" seducing Bipasha in the first ever genuine horror movie RAAZ.


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(Scene : railgaadi station pahuchti hai. Jailer sahab niche utarte hai.)

Jailer : Thakur Sahab ......
Ramlal : Aaeye jailer sahab

(dono ghode par Ramgadh ki taraf nikalte hai. Aur title music shuroo hota hai.
sath me titles. Dono Thakur ki haweli pahunchte hai.)

Jailer : Thakur sahab, aap ka khat milte hi maine socha aap ne mujhe yaad
kiya hai. agali gaadi se chala aaya.
Thakur : Jailer sahab, mai aap ko ek takalif dena chahata hoon.
Jailer : Haa, haa, jaroor. koi bhi kaam ho.
Thakur : Mujhe do aadmiyon ki jaroorat hai.
Jalier : Do aadmi?
Thakur : Ramlal.....(Ramlal hands over the photographs to jailer).
inhe pahachante hai aap?
Jailer : Thakur sahab, Shayad hi koi aisa jail ho jis me ye dono naa
gaye ho. ye Veeru hai aur ye Jaydev. dono ke dono pakke
badmaash. ek number ke chor .Chhate huwe gunde hai.
Thakur : Jaanata hoon.... Lekin Kaam kuchh aisa hai ki mujhe aise hi
aadmiyon ki jaroorat hai.
Jailer : Thakur sahab , mai ye to nahi jaanta ke aap ko kya kaam he lekin
itna jaroor jaanta hoon ke ye dono kisi kaam ke nahi .
Thakur : nahi jailer sahab, agar ek taraf in me ye sab kharaabiyaa hai to
doosari taraf kuchh khubiyaa bhi hai.
Jailer : Khota sikka to dono hi taraf se khota hota hai.
Thakur : SIKKE AUR INSAAN ME SHAYAD YEHI FARK HAI....
mujhe yaad hai.
(INCOMPLETE)



(Veeru and Jay steals a motor cycle with side seat and then a song
YE DOSTI HAM NAHI TODENGE
TODENGE DAM MAGAR TERA SAATH NA CHHODENGE
.........
next scene : Surma Bhopali apne dookaan pe ek aadmi ko lakdi bech raha hai.)

aadmi : Kya surma bhopali, tum to aur bhi lakadi kam kar rahe ho.
surma : are, kam nahi karoonga to kya barhaoonga? Lo taraajoo tedha
huwa jaa rihya hai aur tum kahte ho ke kam na karo lakadi.
Are uthaoo apni lakadi aur nikalo paise.
aadmi : ye lo do rupiye ka note.
surma : wo to mai bhi dekh rihya hoon. Lekin kharaa hai ki nahi?
.... haa, kharaa hai. Bahot khushi ki baat. Achha saab,to
Khuda Haafiz.
aadmi : baaki ke paise to waapas kar do.
surma : paise? Kaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?
aadmi : woh note to do rupiye ka tha.
surma : are, to ye lakadi bhi do rupiye ki hai.
aadmi : do rupiye me itni si lakadi.
surma : to kya do rupiye me saaraa jungle kharidne nikale the aap.
dekho miya, ab bahot ho gaya. Aap yahaa se rawaangi raaj do,
nahi to mera naam bhi surma bhopali aisa hi nahi hai. Samaze?

(aadmi jaataa hai, aur surma andar jaata hai.)
surma : do rupiye me jungal kharidne nikale the. subah subah dimaag
kharaab karne chale aate hai. ...... Aur inko dekho, are Chaand
miya jab dekho baithe shayari karte rahte ho. Baahar dekho,
truck se maal utaraa hai ki nahi?.......(ab us ko do aadmi dikhte hai
jo us ke saamne peeth dikhate huwe khade hai.)
Lo lo, are yahaa koi tamashaa ho rihya hai? Musaafir khaanaa hai?
kaun log ho aap? (ab wo dono uski taraf mudte hai).
Are khaa, aap aur yahaa?
Veeru : Kaise ho surma bhopali?
surma : mai to aap ki duwa se khairiyat se hun. Lekin aap log ye kar
kya rahe ho? idhar aao. Pulice ne yahaan aap dono pe do hajaar
rupiye ka inaam rakha hai. Agar kisi ne dekh liya to aap ke saath
mai bhi lapete me aa jaaoonga. Aap to yahaan se nikal lo.
Jay : Surma Bhopali, ham jail jaana chahate hai.
surma : alla aap ki tamanna poori kare. Bhopal ho ta to hum waise hi aap ko
do minute me andar karwaa dete. Hamara naam surma bhopali aisa
hi nahi hai. lekin yahaan hamaari kya jaroorat hai? yahaan to pahale
se aap ke naam ka waarant nikala huwa hai.
Jay : Lekin ham chaahate hai ki TUM hame jail le jaao.
surma : Kya keh rahye ho?
Jay : ham par do hajaar rupaye ka inaam hai, wo pooraa ka pooraa
tumhe mil jaaye.
Veeru : Aur jab ham chhoot kar aaye to us me se aadhaa hame de dena.
surma : kya keh rahye ho aap? mai to kehta hoon, aap ye paan khaalo.
bahot achchha paan hai miyaa, bahot maje ka paan hai. Na jaane kaha
kaha se aa jaaaaate hai?!!


(Kaaliya aur do aadmi waapas aate hai)

Gabbar : Hmmmm.... Kitane aadmi the?
Kaliya: sardar.. do aadmi the.
Gabbar: hmmm.. Do aadmi ? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh do the aur tum teen
.. phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath.. kya samaz kar aaye the?..
sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...
Arre O Saambha... kitna inaam rakkhe hai sarkaar ham par?
Sambha: Poore pachaas hajaar..
Gabbar: Soona.. poore pachas hajaar.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas
pachas kos door gaanw me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai
beta soja ..soja nahi to gabbar singh aa jaayega. Aur yeh teen haraam jaade..ye
gabbar singh kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi..
baraabar milegi..( ek aadmi se revolver leta hai aur usse poochhta hai)
kitni goli hai iske andar?
Aadmi : (woh chauk jaata hai)
Gabbar: KITNI GOLI HAI?
Aadmi : Chhe sardaar (six)
Gabbar: (khud se) chhe ? ( jor se) chhe goli.. chhe goli hai iske andar..
chhe goli aur aadmi teen... bahot naa insaafi hai yeh...( teen goli
hawa me uda deta hai) ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab iske teen
khaano me goli hai teen khali.. ab ham issko ghumaege....(...)
ab kaha goli hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi
pataa. is pistaul me teen jindagi teen maut band hai... dekhe
kisse kya milta hai?
(pahale aadmi ke taraf jaake uske sir par revolver chalata hai
lekin goli nahi lagati) bach gaya saala ...( doosare ke sir pe revolver
chalata hai .. woh bhi bachataa hai) yeh bhi bach gaya..(teesare ki
taraf jaake) teraa kya hoga kaaliyaa?
Kaliya: ..s..sardar... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai sardaar..
Gabbar: ab.. goli kha ( revolver kaliyaa par chalata hai use bhi goli nahi
lagati) kamaal ho gaya... Teeno bachh gaye ( ab gabbar hansane chaalu
karataa hai) yeh teen h.. ha ha .. teeno haramjaadon ko .. goli
nahi lagi( ab gabbar jor se hans rahaa hai)
(baaki sab hasnaa chaalu karate hai.... aur achanak teen goliyon ki
aawaaj aati hai aur woh teen aadmi mar jaate hai... ekdam sannataa
chha jaata hai.. thodi der baad) jo dar gayaa .. samazo mar gayaa.


Basanti : Prabhu , sansaar mai aisi koi baat to hai nahi jo tumse chhoopi ho.
tum to sab jaante ho. Dekho mai ye nahi kahati ke tumhe yaad nahi
hoga , lekin phir bhi apni taraf se kah denaa achchaa hotaa hai.
Aaj somwaar hai. bas ek chhotisi binati hai prabhu. Dekho .. jaraa
Dekho ye taange ki lagaam khinchate khinchate haath aise ho gaye
hai jaise ghodi ke khoor. Arre tumhare liye kya mushkeel hai?
bas aisi jagaah baat lagaao prabhu ke basanti raani ban ke raaj
karay , yu ke majaa aa jaae jindagi kaa. aage jaisi tumhari marzi.
Veeru( Shivji ke murti ke pichche se bolta):
Kanyaa.
Basanti : Yu ke ye kaun bola?
Veeru : Ye ham bol rahe hai.
Basanti : Prabhu , TUM ? Chamatkaar ho gayaa.
Veeru : Hamne tumhare liye war dhoond liyaa hai , kanyaa.
Basanti : Ek hi somwaar me dhoond liya. waah prabhu. Yu ke tumne sochaa hai
to thik hi sochaa hoga. lekin phir bhi agar naam bataa dete ... yaa
agale somwaar aaoo. jaisa tum kaho prabhu.
Veeru : war kaa naam hai VEERU.
Basanti : VEERU? prabhu, ye meri jindagi ka sawaal hai. jaldi se kaam mat
lenaa. bhale chaar somwaar aur lag jaaye. ... dekhane me to
thik hai, lekin saalaa bahot hoshiyaari maartaa hai.
Veeru : CHOOP RAHO KANYAA.
Basanti : Befijul baat karne ki aadat to mujhe hai nahi prabhu. jo tumhaari
aagyaa.
Veeru : Yadi hamaari aagyaa ka paalan nahi kiyaa to saari umra kanwaari
baithi rahogi.
Basanti : (dar ke) haa prabhu.
Veeru : Aur suno..
Basanti :( Jay pichche se Basanti ki peeth thapthapaata hai aur basanti
pichche dekhate huwe) Yu ke ... ( Amitabhh use choop rahane kaa
ishaaraa kartaa hai aur use mandir ke pichche le jaataa hai)
Veeru : ( is sab baat se anjaan Veeru apne hi dhun me bolta hai)
Yu ke dhanno ke saath taangaa chalaati rahogi.(Jay Basanti ko mandir
ke pichche le jaake veeru kya kar rahaa hai ye dikhaa deta
hai aur nikal jaataa hai.) Hamaari aagyaa hai ke jaao aur apni
mausi se khule shabdon me kah do ke veeru ko hi tumhe jeewan saathi
banaanaa hai. Aur aaj se veeru kaa aadar karnaa tumhaaraa dharm hai.
is liye ke usi ke charano me tumharaa swarg hai.Yadi tumne use
prasanna kiya to ham prasanna ho jayenge. aur yadi tumne use krodheet
kiya to ham krodheet ho jaayenge.
Basanti : Achcha..
Veeru : (pichche dekh ke ) sh... ( phir bolnaa chaloo kartaa hai)
is liye jaao...( ab use pataa chal gayaa kya huwaa. phir)
(jooth hasate huwe) basanti ... ( phir thodi hansi) basanti.. maine
sochaa ... yunhi..
Basanti :(gussa hoke) tumne sochaa ye ke ham to gaaon ke rahanewaale hai.
is liye ham ko akal to hai nahi. aur tum hame bana loge ulloo. Tum
bahot hoshiyaar samazate ho apane aap ko magar basanti tum jaison ko
haat me bech kar aayegi.. haa. ab tum yahaa baith kar ramaao
dhuni , basanti chali apane ghar.
Veeru : Basanti .. Basanti , suno to....

( Aur phir gaanaa shuroo hotaa hai -
KOI HASEENA JAB ROOTH JAATI HAI TO......)



Veeru : Jay,
Jay : Hmm..
Veeru : aaj maine kuchh sochaa hai.
Jay : hmm, kabhi kabhi ye kaam bhi karanaa chahiye.
Veeru : Aaj maine ek bahot bada faisalaa kiyaa hai.
Jay : Mai bataau tera bahot bada faisala? Tu Basanti se shaadi karna
chahata hai.
Veeru : Arre, wah wah wah . Tu mera sachha yaar hai. ek yaar hi yaar ke
dil ki baat jaan sakata hai.
Jay : Aur woh yaar ye bhi jaanta hai ki is saal me shaadi ka ye tera aathawa
faisala hai.
Veeru : Yeh final hai yaar.
Jay : Final ? ... subah se daaru pe rahaa hai na?
Veeru : Yaar Partner, mera ek kaam kar de..
Jay : Kya?
Veeru : Woh Basanti hai na us ki mausi ke paas jaakar mere rishte ki baat
kuchh is dhang se kar ke mausi shagun leke aajaaye.
Jay : Mai kyun karoo?
Veeru : Aare, Ladkewaale hi to jaate hai ladkiwaalon ke ghar. Jay, Aur phir
is duniyaa me tere siwa mera hai kaun?
Jay : Dekh, shaadi toone karni hai, tu jaa ke baat kar.
Veeru : Jara Soch .... Shaadi ke baad ek ghar hoga.
Jay : Ghar to tera hoga.
Veeru : ek biwi hogi.
Jay : teri hogi.
Veeru : 7-8 bachche honge
Jay : tere honge.
Veeru : ... par chacha chacha to tumhe hi bolenge na. Pyaar se tumhari
goad me khelenge, tere kandhon pe zula zulenge. Aur totli jabaan
me bolenge taataa taataa hamko kahaaniyaa sunaao...
Jay : Hmmm... yaane shaadi ke baad tere ghar me mujhe aayaa ki naukari
milnewaali hai.
Veeru : .. samazaa, tu mera dost nahi. laanat hai aisi do..(daaru ki botal
phodate phodate ruk jaata hai . do ghoont maar leta hai.)
Isi liye akad rahaa hai na, ke mera ye kaam tere bagair doosaraa koi
nahi kar sakataa... aaj meri maa hoti to meri kab ki shaadi
ho chuki hoti. Mere chhote chhote baal-bachhe hote. Aaj meraa baap
hota to band baaje ke saath meri shaadi kar ke laataa.
Mere bhai bahan hote woh muasi ke pair chhoo kar bhi basanti ki
shaadi mujh se karwaa dete.. Lekin ye mat bhul jay..Jiskaa
koi nahi hota uska bhagwaan hota hai,
... Bhagwaan..(phir se daaru pita hai). Tu woh dost nahi rahaa.
Tu nahi chahataa mai boore dhande chhodkar ghar-grihasti basaa sakoo.
Maine tujhe kyaa samazaa tha jay lekin tu.. tu kya nikala?...
Jay :( a big pause) (to him self) saalaa nautanki.... ghadi gadhi
draamaa karta hai.(to Veeru) Chal bas bas bahot ho gaya hai,
mai mausi se jaake baat kar loonga.
Veeru : sach?




Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par
pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye
to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi
maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke
kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa
hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari
sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.
Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj
roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai
bechaaraa?
Mausi : haar jaata hai?
Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa
kahoon ?
Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot hi
achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir,
achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa
kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi
dosh nahi.
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa
seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye,
ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki
aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa
insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar
jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali ke
ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost
kis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de
denge.
Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare
dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...
To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin
mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon.
koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar
diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega?



(Veeru unchi paani ki taanki pe chadh gaya hai, nashe me hai, aur haath
me daaru ki botal hai.)

Veeru : Kood jaaoonga, phaan jaaonga, mar jaaoonga.. Hat jaaOO...
log : Are are .. ye kya kar rahe ho?
Veeru : Wohi kar rahaa hun bhaiya jo majanoo ne lailaa ke liye kiyaa tha,
raanzaa ne heer ke liye kiya tha romeo ne juliet ke liye kiya
tha soosaaEt... SOOSAAET...
shankar : Arre bhai, ye soosaat kya hota hai?
ek aadmi: angrej log jab marate hai to use soosaat kahate hai.
shankar : lekin ye angrej lok marate kyun hai?>
aadmi : woh.. ,(veeru se) arre bhaai , baat kyaa hai, tum soosaat kyun
karanaa chaahate ho?
Veeru : Yeh mat puchho chaachaa , tumhaare aasoo nikal aayenge. Ye badi
dukh bhari kahani hai. Is storee me emotion hai, drrraamaa hai
trrragedy hai. Yeh Basanti hai naa is se mera lagan honewaalaa tha
chaachaa. Lekin iski buddhi mausi ne bich me bhaanji maar di.
Ab mai is dooniyaa me nahi rah sakata. Gaanw-waalo tum ko mera
aakhari salaaaam, good bye , GOOD BYE.
Shankar : Arre bhai ye good baae kya hota hai?
aadmi : Angrej log jab jaate hai to good baae kahate hai.
Shankar : Lekin ye angrej log jaate kaha hai?
Veeru : Gaanw-waalo mai jaa raha hoon, Bhagwaan mai aa raha hoon.
log : arre , arre ruk jaao, ruk jaao..
Veeru : ruk jaaoo? tum log... jor dete ho to .. thodi der ruk jaata hoon.
Basanti : Arre wah .. arre,Tum Kaise Dost ho ( Jay ke paas basanti jaati hai.)
tum yahaa baithe ho...
Jay : kyun, kya huwa?
Basanti : mujhe kya maaloom kya huwa? woh dekho tumhaaraa dost kaha chadh gaya
dekho .....( Jay dekhata hai).. dekha dekha tumne?
Jay : Haa, dekha. kuchh nahi hoga. Jab daaru utaregi to ye bhi utar
aayega.
Basanti : yun ke maine ek se ek jaalim dekha magar tum jaisa patthar dil
dost nahi dekha jo .. (she runs towards Veeru).. Arre Sambhaalo.
Veeru : Mera koi nahi is duniyaa me na yaar na dost. is liye mai jaan
dekar rahoonga. lekin ek baat sun lo gaanw-waalo, jaha koi premi
jaan deta hai, waha bhayankar kisam ki musibatey aati hai.
log : Kaisi musibatey aayengi ?
Veeru : Akaaal , sukhaa , charchak , haijaa, aur ye sab is boodhiyaa ki
wajah se aayengi is budhiyaa ki wajah se.
Mausi : he ram
Veeru : Dekh lena gaanw-waalo, when i death pulice coming. pulice coming,
budhiyaa going jail. In jail ,budhiyaa chakki pising and pising
and pising and PISING(he is about to fall)
log : Arre mausi haa kar do nahi to ye jaan de dega.
Mausi : arre kaise haa kah doo Deenaanaathji.
Veeru : Arre gaanw-waalo, is budhiyaa se darkhwast ki koi jaroorat nahi
hai. ab mai rukanewaalaa nahi hoon. mai jaan dekar rahoonga hmm.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7
Basanti : Mausi ,Haa kah do mausi.
log : agar mar gaya to court kachery ka chakkar ho jaayegaa mausi.
Mausi : arre bhaiyaa mai to kabhi court kachery nahi gayi.
log : to phir haa kah do muasi.
Mausi : (small pause) VEERU THAHAR JAA ,THAHAR JAA. mai taiyaar hun.
log : Arre mausi ne haa kah di bhai niche aa jaao.
Veeru : Mausi se kaun shaadi karega saalo, mujhe to woh dhanno.. o ..
Basanti se shaadi karani basanti se.
Basanti : Veeru, mai tum se shaadi karane ke liye taiyaar hoon, ab nichhe
aa jaao.`
Veeru : He He he he, arre gaanw-waalo sunaa tumne bhaaeyo, mausi bhi
taiyaar hai basanti bhi taiyaar hai.is liye marna cancel. Mai
nichhe utarataa hoon mausi, mausiji, mai nichhe utrungaa.

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